FOOD NEWS
Canned Full English Breakfast Is Really A Thing
By C.A. Pinkham
It may be hard to imagine an English breakfast fitting in a can, but a company called Cross and Blackwell created just that: a canned full English breakfast.
A traditional full English breakfast has tomatoes, mushrooms, baked beans, black pudding, pork sausage, bacon, fried bread, and fried eggs. It can also have toast and hash browns.
The bean, mushroom, and tomato components of an English breakfast make sense in a can, even though the freshness of the mushrooms and tomatoes will be compromised.
Where it starts to run off the rails is when you consider that the product also advertises bacon, pork, and "egg nuggets." It’s not clear what "egg nuggets" actually are.
However, when you consider the fact that this entire hodgepodge is pre-mixed in the eldritch horror version of a KFC Famous Bowl, you know it can’t be good.