- 4 cucumbers, peeled, halved, and seeded
- 1/2 red onion, finely diced
- 1/2 white onion, finely diced
- 16 grape tomatoes, quartered
- two 17.6-ounce containers of greek yogurt
- 1/2 pound feta cheese
- salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
- juice from 1/2 lemon
- Carefully — this cannot be stressed enough — guide the cucumber halves on a mandoline to create thin strands of cucumber. Toss in a bowl with a light coating of salt and set to strain in a colander or mesh strainer.
- While the cucumber slices are straining, blend the yogurt, feta, the liquid the feta came with, and freshly ground black pepper in a food processor until completely smooth and fluid.
- Discard the cucumber water (unless you want to use it for a savory cocktail), and toss the with the yogurt-feta sauce. Add the minced onions and tomatoes, sprinkling a few undressed onions and tomatoes on top of the pasta and drizzling just enough "sauce" to mimic a pasta dish. Squeeze a bit of lemon juice over the dish, sprinkle a touch of salt, twirl, eat, slurp, and drink (the sauce).