Naked Florida Thieves Steal Burgers In The Buff

In 50 years, some 70-something guys will have the best "youthful hijinks" story ever to share about how one time, in a drunken fit of hunger, they broke into a restaurant and stole 60 hamburgers — while completely naked.

According to FoodBeast, last Sunday two completely naked young men — and a third who had the foresight to keep his underwear on — broke into the Doc's Beach House restaurant in Bonita Springs, Fla. They drunkenly stumbled about the restaurant wearing nothing but smiles until they figured out what they wanted to eat and made off with 60 hamburgers, 3 pounds of bacon, 3 red peppers, and a paddleboard. Somehow the red peppers seem like the oddest item in the haul, but maybe even drunk college kids think about how to get their daily vegetable servings.

The whole crime happened at 3 a.m., in full view of security cameras. The trio is even reported to have left a little trail of red peppers along the beach leading to a nearby bathhouse, but police have not yet identified the naked burger thieves.