Sam's Club Is Offering A Magical $69 Unicorn Cake

Sam's Club has created a rainbow dessert of mythical proportions and it's right on trend with the never-ending unicorn frenzy. Just in time for National Unicorn Day on April 9 (yes, apparently that is a real holiday), the superstore's bakery is offering a colorful three-tiered cake topped with a golden horn.

The magical treat, which is available in chocolate or vanilla, will set you back $68.98 and will feed approximately 66 people. Consumers can order it starting April 1, but it's no joke. The flashy confection is made-to-order, so customers will need to call or visit a store location ahead of time to place an order.

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But believe it or not, some people don't like cake. Fear not, there are zillions of other Lisa Frank-esque foodstuffs to satisfy your hankering on any day of the year. For breakfast, check out these rose-colored grits and Unicorn Froot Loops. If you're looking for something to wash that down with, Polar's limited-edition Unicorn Kisses seltzer water sold out shortly after its re-release in August, but you can still snag some cans on eBay. Sweet tooth? Say no more — Target just launched a store-brand unicorn ice cream for that. If you're not into glitter but love innovative eats, feast your eyes upon the craziest state fair foods of all time.