Pop-Tarts Calls For Twitter User's Arrest After Another Offending Pop-Tart Creation Appears
It appears that people across many different states have unusual Pop-Tart eating habits.
Although we are familiar with the cheese-Pop-Tart sandwich, created by an Iowan who claimed that it was an Iowa-specific delicacy, we were floored β as was, apparently, the Pop-Tarts brand β by the latest snack combination out of Illinois.
"You guys aint from Illinois if you dont put mustard on your poptarts," tweeted @adumsteeves. There was no follow up photo to prove whether the tweeter was joking or actually enjoying their awful-looking combination of yellow mustard and Dunkin' Donuts Vanilla Latte flavored Pop-Tart.
You guys aint from Illinois if you dont put mustard on your poptarts pic.twitter.com/drKltNBReF
β skrrrt god (@adumsteeves) November 22, 2017
Although the tweet garnered many outraged responses, nothing was better than what the Pop-Tarts Twitter account itself had to say about the purported Illinois state specialty.
Born and raised in Illinois. No one I know puts mustard on a pop tart
β Lisa Burda Kramer (@lisaburdakramer) November 25, 2017
I don't know what part of Illinois you're from, but this is a bunch of bullshit π€¦π½ββοΈ
β _Dani_Deshay__ (@Day_Faust) November 22, 2017
β Kyle Miller πΈ (@NativeKJM) November 28, 2017
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.@ILStatePolice can you guys handle this https://t.co/u4gZcyhDBQ
β Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 28, 2017
The Pop-Tarts account was so disgusted with the idea of mustard on a Pop-Tart that they tagged the Illinois State Police and asked them to handle the gross-meal crook. When responses came in bashing the great state of Illinois, Pop-Tarts was quick to clap back.
Glad I live in Iowa jfc
β Prism β± (@Pr6sm) November 28, 2017
"Glad I live in Iowa," tweeted someone called Prism.
You guys aren't much better https://t.co/BhUrBpOqA6
β Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 28, 2017
"You guys aren't much better," Pop-Tarts dished, tagging the cheese-Pop-Tart monstrosity.
We tried @PopTartsUS in Ranch! And then tried a Rochester Pop Tart with Meat Hot sauce! Only real Rochestarians eat Pop Tarts with Meat hot! https://t.co/NWBRNVtj0B pic.twitter.com/r8V4QNxtY5
β Funky Munchies (@FunkyMunchiesFM) November 28, 2017
"Only real Rochestarians eat Pop Tarts with Meat hot!" claimed Funky Munchies.
let's not and say we did
β Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 29, 2017
"let's not and say we did," retorted the snack brand.
Will nasty Pop-Tart combinations become one of the most popular snack foods of the last 10 decades? Or will people develop some taste?
Um this needs to be taken care of higher up pic.twitter.com/vnIZq4COmd
β brenda (@goawaybrenda) November 29, 2017