Make Your Haters Eat Their Words By Sending Them A Troll Cake

If you have ever surfed the web (which of course you have, because how else would you be reading this?) you've most likely come into contact with an internet troll — a person who spews word-venom from the comfort of his or her own keyboard. Now, a New York City bakery is making haters eat their words — literally.

For $35, Troll Cakes will take an internet comment and make it into a cake. Then, it's boxed up and sent to the troll who wrote it. The box includes a copy of the original comment, for example: "u look like a raw clam." Amazing.

"Troll Cakes look mean, but taste nice," the bakery's website explains. "Each cake is a dense, moist (sorry) chocolate chip brownie with whipped frosting and assorted colorful sprinkles and icing." The cakes can be shipped anywhere in the U.S., and can even be hand-delivered if your troll lives in New York City.

If you don't know where to mail your cake, Troll Cakes' "detective agency" will track down the address of your troll's home or work for an additional fee. Customers also have the option to pick from pre-trolled cakes on the company's website or Instagram, and — best yet — can send a Trump-tweet-topped Troll Cake directly to the White House.

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