JK Rowling Shuts Down Mac 'N' Cheese Hater

Mac 'n' cheese is the most popular late-night takeout item in the country and a much-desired Thanksgiving side-dish. There's no doubt this ooey-gooey comfort food is a staple on any occasion — or so we thought until one Twitter user attacked the mac, prompting an authoritative response from Harry Potter mastermind J.K. Rowling.

Gabriel Malor, an attorney from Oklahoma, spewed these fighting words: "PEOPLE. Macaroni and cheese is not a good food. It will never be in the category of good food. It sometimes happens when you have kids or you're in college or something. That's it."

He continued: "I know you don't want it to be true. But deep down, you know it is. Macaroni & cheese at Thanksgiving is a dish that says your ma doesn't love you enough to mash another potato."

PEOPLE. Macaroni and cheese is not a good food. It will never be in the category of good food. It sometimes happens when you have kids or you're in college or something. That's it.

— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) November 22, 2017

I know you don't want it to be true. But deep down, you know it is. Macaroni & cheese at Thanksgiving is a dish that says your ma doesn't love you enough to mash another potato.

— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) November 22, 2017

That's when Rowling put her foot down.

"Reported and blocked," she said. Short and sweet.

Reported and blocked. https://t.co/eTyga2dSWf

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 23, 2017

Later that day, Malor admitted to having lost a hundred followers over an hour of "mac & cheese tweeting." Rightfully so.

For more cheesy deliciousness, check out these 10 over-the-top mac 'n' cheese dishes.