6 Thoughts Everyone Has In Line While Waiting For Chipotle

"OH GOD. The line is so long, I only have a half hour for lunch. What should I do? I really, really need this after that two-hour meeting about my meeting. But the line. Is it worth it?"

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"You know what, I just sat in a two-hour meeting about a meeting. I am getting that damn burrito."

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"Hmm... but, maybe I should get the salad. Salads, even when they are loaded with beans, guacamole, and sour cream, are totally healthy, right? I mean, there is lettuce in there, people. Lettuce makes it healthy."

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"Wow, that line went really fast! Oh, crap. Burrito ? Salad? Burrito? Salad?! What do I do?! Why does the universe torture me so?!"

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Cashier:  "Bowl or Burrito?"
You (internally): *FORGETS ENGLISH LANGUAGE ENTIRELY UNDER THE PRESSURE OF DECISION MAKING*

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*♫♪♫* Cue angels singing *♫♪♫* "Forget the calories. I have a burrito, extra guac, and the world is right."

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