11 SkyMall Food Gadgets You Don't Need Slideshow

It may be "an extra hand for your drink," but we don't see a spill-proof guarantee. 

Because who can resist that fresh gherkin aroma? 

Now that you mention it, we've been wondering what we could do with those brass knuckles...

Speaks for itself: "Beverage pong is a very popular game these days... kids love carnival games and will play Pongo Bongo for hours."

Obviously an essential accessory for every brandy drinker. 

"You'll be able to keep your drink warm and a safe distance away from your valuable computer with the USB Powered Beverage Warmer's 56 inch long USB cable." A 56-inch long cable?! That's a relief since we really try to keep liquids away from electronics... wait... 

But really, what else would you wear in the kitchen? 

Continuing with the Star Wars theme...

Yeah, this photo was actually taken at her local dentist's office. The clip is also "ideal for dining out."

Because SkyMall mail-order lobster is obviously "the perfect gift for the lobster purist."

"No more chasing after thrown bottles and having to wash them all over again!" — never mind their airway...