Watch Ted Allen Cook "Pretentious Foodie" Fish

Chopped judge Ted Allen pokes fun of himself (and foodie culture) in Friday's upcoming episode of IFC's Onion News Network. He shows up on the fake morning show Today Now! to promote his (fake) cookbook Pretentious Foodie Bulls–t — a how-to guide for making "fussy little foodie dishes for you and all your a–hole friends."

Allen explains how to cook a "stupida– trendy piece of fish coated in some kind of nut you've never heard of alongside a purée of baby something-or-other." "Sounds annoying!" exclaims newscaster Tracy. Click below to watch the profanity-filled video.

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