Every Carnivore Needs A Steak Backpack For Back-To-School

It's back-to-school season, and any young carnivore in need of a backpack could do a lot worse than to carry one of these new backpacks by Japanese company Village Vanguard, because they're designed to look like giant slabs of meat.

According to Rocket News 24, the backpacks are designed to make it look like a person is wearing a giant slab of top-quality, beautifully marbled beef. They come in two varieties, raw and cooked. The raw one looks a bit grisly, but the red color of the meat pops, and it really shows off the marbling. The cooked version looks like a steak that has been lovingly seared, with beautiful grill lines and a tasty looking, caramel-colored crust. That one even looks like it's been topped with a big pat of melting butter, which is sure to make everyone who sees it on the street crave steak immediately.

The steak backpacks are both available online from Village Vanguard for $21.52. Both steaks also both available as big meat-shaped cushions, in case a person wants a big piece of pretend steak but doesn't actually want to wear it out in public.