Host A Golden Globes Cocktail Party (Slideshow)

If Leo wins for Wolf of Wallstreet, knock back a goldschlager-laden Jordan Belfort.

If you're among the many who thought that Saving Mr. Banks ought to have earned a Golden Globes nod, offer your guests sips of the Magnificent Mary Pop.

Anytime brilliant cohosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler make you laugh out loud, take a sip of your B*tches Get Stuff Done.

Presenter Jennifer Lawrence is basically Sass in a Glass.  

The American Bubbly is best enjoyed while checking out Bradley Cooper in a tuxedo.

If Sandra Bullock snags Best Actress, it's time for a Gravity shot. 

If Downton Abbey doesn't take best TV drama, we will eat our hats. Or just drink more of these.

Despite its color, our Blue Jasmine is elegant enough for a Birkin-toting Cate Blanchett