How To Make A Better-Than-Sex Cake And 6 More Racy Recipes Slideshow

Every food lover has to secretly admit this fact to themselves: at some point, some dish they've had in their life has been better than sex. No offense to the lovers they've taken, but some foods simply bring more pleasure (and certainly far fewer complications) than actual sexual encounters.

If we're talking about foods being better than sex, how could we not choose something as indulgent and delicious as loaded nachos? Smothered in cheese, pumped up with delicious ground beef... pshew, someone get a fan to cool us down!

There's no way you could possibly get any sexier with all the cupcake baking you've been up to by now, but sometimes you just need to fit into that particular pair of pants (or skirt or dress or tube top) that makes you feel sexy. That said, you're not willing to give up cupcakes. Correction: there's no way in freakin' hell you're putting down those cupcakes. Now, thanks to these vanilla-scented gems, you don't have to.

Exotic? Well-dressed? Full of flavor? Someone catch us. We may be falling deep into lust. This sexy slider is heaven in your mouth. 

Garlic is thought to enhance desirability — as long as you and your significant other both consume it. Otherwise, when enjoyed by only one person, it can go a long way to spoiling the mood.

Um, hello, does it get any hotter than whipped cream and some alluring strawberries? Seriously, stay in for the night and make this sexy treat with your partner!

Sensual and tasty, these oysters may ignite your libido... or allow you to skip the whole sex thing, because they are just that good. 

This sexy dessert will get you all hot and bothered in more ways than one! Not only is it a super delicious and indulgent dessert, it is made with dark chocolate, long believed to be an aphrodisiac.