11 Crazy Food-Themed Christmas Ornaments (Slideshow)

Plush and pickled — that is how we like our holiday ornaments. We are digging the 'staches and the mad look in their little fabric eyes.

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We've heard of the one-horned, one-eyed, flying purple people eater, but we have never heard of the one-eyed Christmas jack-o'-lantern! If you can't let go of Halloween just yet, make sure you pick this gem up!

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Why yes, that is a frozen piece of pizza as a Christmas ornament. What of it?

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Well, don't you feel stupid for throwing those cans into the recycling bin? These crafty can ornaments are pretty cool, and sort of resemble an aluminum star... festive!

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We are so addicted to our screens that even our Christmas cookies can't put them down. Check out the hilarious expressions on his face — wonder if Mrs. Gingerbread ticked him off?

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A bacon-wrapped embryo. This exists in real life. Heck, you could own it!

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You know, this ornament raises a good point. Is it a form of zombification if we eat a gingerbread MAN?

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Not as bizarre as it could be, but we thought this personified taco was pretty out there for a Christmas tree!

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Shiver me timbers it is old one-eyed, Black Heart Mushroom! Oh leave us alone — we are trying here!

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We love bacon. We love Christmas trees. So we suppose the marriage of these two isn't that strange...

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They say that "Jesus is the reason for the season," but this takes divinity to a whole new level. Inspired by the foods found with divine impressions, we get a peek at what Christ would look like if found in meat!

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